February 2012
majss:
and the meryl streep for best meryl streep goes to meryl streep
ask me things that turn me on/off →
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
tell me why you're in love with me thank you →
i hate when someone reblogs a picture and write something stupid like “a black man” under it really i didn’t know that was a black man thanks for clearing that up for me
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Best picture goes to Instagram
1612th:
the oscars for Best Groomed and Smoothest Ride go to Sarah Jessica Parker for the 30th year in a row
Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
interviewer: today we're here with hip hop sensation lil' way—
lil wayne: heh heh
interviewer: i didn't say anything funny...
lil wayne: heh heh
interviewer: moving on. mr wayne, i hear you have a new album in the works, can you confirm this?
lil wayne: heh heh
interviewer: um, mr wayn—
lil wayne: heh heh
interviewer: about your—
lil wayne: heh—
interviewer: albu—
lil wayne: heh
interviewer: do you do anything but laugh?
lil wayne:
lil wayne:
lil wayne:
lil wayne:
lil wayne: ....heh heh
interviewer: and that concludes our interview thank you mr wayne
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
